Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &

said,

'My Mobile No. Has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical

College .

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying

him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every

night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u

remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody

said,

Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are

missing,

except the TV in my house.'

Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'

Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note

saying 'Parking Fine'

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for

complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when

the

teacher erases

the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one

hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the

weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the

other hand it would

be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He

picks it up and

Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup,

why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into

future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'

Servant: 'It's already raining.'

Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes

walking in the Evening and not

in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi

is PM not AM