NINE MONTHS LATER...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.


He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob.

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes, "Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy; I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."


(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now

keep that smile for the rest of the day :)

Evian Roller Babies international version

Laugh of the day # 2 - 夫妻间的幽默

夫妻间的幽默


美丽又愚蠢
丈夫对妻子说︰'为什么上帝把女人造得那么美丽却又那么愚蠢呢？ '
妻子回答道︰'上帝把我们造得美丽，你们才会爱我们，
把我们造得愚蠢，我们才会爱你们。 '

目标变了
夫妻二人吃饭时，妻子说︰ '你现在怎么尽挑鱼背上的肉吃？
记得我们谈恋爱时，你最爱吃鱼头鱼尾…… '
'情况不同了嘛！ '丈夫说︰'现在我的目标是吃鱼，
当时我的目标是钓鱼。 '

饶你一次
一个男人很怕老婆。
一天，他老婆又当着客人的面和他吵了起来，并打了他一耳光。
为了面子，男子壮着胆子大吼︰'你敢再打我一下？ '
他老婆毫不犹豫地又打了一下。
男子看吓不住老婆，只得说︰ '既然你这么听话，我就饶你一次吧。 '

何必如此
妻子心血来潮，站在镜子前仔细端详，
发现自己的脸竟是那样难看，不禁放声大哭。
坐在一旁观察已久的丈夫说︰
'你偶尔照一次镜子就那么伤心，那我天天看着你又该怎么办？ '

跟在家一样
妻子到监狱探望丈夫时问︰'亲爱的，你在这里过得怎么样？ '
'就跟在家一样，哪儿也不让去，伙食也糟透了…… '

得不偿失
丈夫回家很不高兴，妻子关心地问︰ '你遇到不顺心的事了吗？ '
丈夫︰ '今天我在公共汽车上拾到２００元钱。 '
妻子︰ '那应该高兴啊！ '
丈夫︰'另一个乘客也看见了，我和他平分……'
妻子︰'那你不是还有１００元吗？ '
丈夫︰ '回家前，我才发现那２００元其实是我自己丢的。 '

梦话
妻子关心地对丈夫说︰
'老公，你近来老是说梦话，要不我陪你去医院检查一下身体？ '
丈夫惊慌地答道︰ '不用，如果医生给我治好了这毛病，
那么我在家里的这一点点发言权都没有了！ '


Between husband and wife humor


Beautiful and stupid
Husband to his wife said, 'Why did God made women so beautiful yet so foolish? '
wife replied: 'God made us a beautiful, you will love us,
We made a stupid, we will love you. '

Target changed
Two couples for dinner, the wife said, 'how do you pick the meat of the fish back?
Remember that we love you most love to eat fish head ... ... '
'The situation is different it! 'Her husband said,' Now my goal is to fish,
At that time, my goal is to fishing. '

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