Laugh of the day # 4 - Italian Pregnancy

ITALIAN PREGNANCY


An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this 

to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,

'You try again.' and the mom fainted...

My Life # 1 - Myself

Hot!....Just finish drinking a cup of hot coffee....

different from usual, as I used to drink milo....

(Believe that my ex-colleague will agree about this :D)

changed my drinking favour?

What other things that have changed?.....Hobby? Online habit?...

ya...facebook..it has become part of online habit...

I am wondering....

I wonder since when facebook have become one of my hobbies...

Is this replace my usual hobby of using SKII?..ha...XD..

"Wish my parents happy always"....

Pray for them...healthy always....

As I always believe healthy brings happiness...

OMG....I am top scorer!!...^o^...

I am not sure whether this is luck or is the result of my effort...

but it is just a record for my life....

"Memory built part of your life"wow!! I ranked as number one in this contest....so surprised!!
Let's keep on facebook"ing"...

Laugh of the day # 1- 好笑的法庭问答

好笑的法庭问答

电影里，律师唇枪舌剑好不厉害，其实，翻开美国各级法院的正式记录，不难找到一些律师可笑话的问话：

问：你认识这相片上的人吗？
答：那个人是我。
问：拍摄那张相片时你在场吗？
答：我不在现场照得到我吗?

问：你知道怀孕多久了吗？
答：到十一月八日就有三个月了。
问：那么你是在八月八日受孕的？
答：是的。
问：那个时候你在做什么？
答：你觉得我是做什么才受孕的...玩乒乓球吗?

问：在战场被杀死的人是你还是你弟弟？
答：......

问：她有三个小孩是吗？
答：是的
问：几个男孩？
答：没有男孩。
问：有女孩吗？
答：......

问：你不知道那是什么，也不知道它的样子，不过你能描述一下吗？
答：......

问：医师，你记得给艾先生验尸的时间吗？
答：在傍晚时，验尸从八点半开始。。
问：那时候艾先生己经死了，对吗？
答：......

问：今天早上你宣誓时人在法庭吗？
答：......

问：森先生，请告诉我，你的第一次婚姻是什么原因结束的？
答：原因是死亡。
问：是谁死亡才结束婚姻的？
答：......

问：金太太，你认为自己情绪稳定吗？
答：以前一向如此。
问：你自杀成功几次？
答：......

Court funny Q & A

Films, lawyers debates much better, in fact, opened a United States official records of the courts at all levels, it is not difficult to find some of the questioning lawyers joke:

Q: Do you recognize this photo on the people?
A: That man is me.
Q: When you shoot photos at the scene goes it?
A: I will not be at the scene according to me?

Q: Do you know how long you pregnant?
A: there are three months to the November 8.
Q: So you are pregnant in the August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: At that time what are you doing?
A: Do you think I was doing before the pregnancy ... you play table tennis?

Q: was killed on the battlefield are you your brother?
A :......

Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes
Q: Several boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Some girls do?
A :......

Q: You do not know what it is, nor do I know it looks like, but you can describe it?
A :......

Q: Doctor, do you remember to post-mortem, Mr. Ai's time?
A: In the evening, the 8:30 from the beginning of post-mortem. .
Q: At that time, Mr. Ai has been dead, right?
A :......

Q: This morning, when you swear you in court?
A :......

Q: Mr. Hampson, please let me know, your first marriage is the end of what?
A: The cause of death.
Q: Who is the end of a marriage before the death?
A :......

Q: Mrs. Kim, what do you think their emotional stability?
Answer: In the past, has always been the case.
Q: Can you successfully several times to commit suicide?
A :......

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