Thursday, July 23, 2009

Laugh of the day # 7 - Cheer up a bit

1. England has madcow,

Hong Kong has Macau ,

Russia has Moscow,

S'pore has 2 famous co! ws-

'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness......

Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and

If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife.

4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :

Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?

Shopkeeper : What free gift??

China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,


If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,

IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,

tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

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