Laugh of the day # 7 - Cheer up a bit

1. England has madcow,

Hong Kong has Macau ,

Russia has Moscow,

S'pore has 2 famous co! ws-

'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness......

Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and

If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife.

4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :

Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?

Shopkeeper : What free gift??

China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,

If u need DARLING, CALL ME,

If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,

IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,

tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

Laugh of the day # 4 - Italian Pregnancy

ITALIAN PREGNANCY


An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this 

to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,

'You try again.' and the mom fainted...

laugh of the day # 3 - Some jokes to cheer u up...

MOM...CAN YOU BUY ME A BRA?
'Mum, can I ask you something?'
'Sure! What about?'
'You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one.'
'And what is this 'one' you're referring to?'
'Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?'
'No.'
'But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.'
'Nope.'
'It will be just proper at my age...'
'I said no way...!'
'But all of my friends wear......!'
'David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?'


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WHO SHOT THE BEAR?
An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, 'I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old

bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?'

The doctor thinks for a second and then says, 'Let me tell you a story. I know this guy

who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to

go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods

and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points

at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you

think of that?'
The old man says, 'That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!'
'EXACTLY' says the doctor.


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WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
'Say, Mom,' he asked, 'why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?'
'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.' she replied.
'Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?'
'Well,' his mother answered, 'Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.'
'And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?'
'We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,' the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, 'Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?'


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BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
'Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?'
A student replied: 'That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down.'
Teacher: 'Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?'
Student: 'That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls.'

Laugh of the day # 2 - 夫妻间的幽默

夫妻间的幽默


美丽又愚蠢
丈夫对妻子说︰'为什么上帝把女人造得那么美丽却又那么愚蠢呢？ '
妻子回答道︰'上帝把我们造得美丽，你们才会爱我们，
把我们造得愚蠢，我们才会爱你们。 '

目标变了
夫妻二人吃饭时，妻子说︰ '你现在怎么尽挑鱼背上的肉吃？
记得我们谈恋爱时，你最爱吃鱼头鱼尾…… '
'情况不同了嘛！ '丈夫说︰'现在我的目标是吃鱼，
当时我的目标是钓鱼。 '

饶你一次
一个男人很怕老婆。
一天，他老婆又当着客人的面和他吵了起来，并打了他一耳光。
为了面子，男子壮着胆子大吼︰'你敢再打我一下？ '
他老婆毫不犹豫地又打了一下。
男子看吓不住老婆，只得说︰ '既然你这么听话，我就饶你一次吧。 '

何必如此
妻子心血来潮，站在镜子前仔细端详，
发现自己的脸竟是那样难看，不禁放声大哭。
坐在一旁观察已久的丈夫说︰
'你偶尔照一次镜子就那么伤心，那我天天看着你又该怎么办？ '

跟在家一样
妻子到监狱探望丈夫时问︰'亲爱的，你在这里过得怎么样？ '
'就跟在家一样，哪儿也不让去，伙食也糟透了…… '

得不偿失
丈夫回家很不高兴，妻子关心地问︰ '你遇到不顺心的事了吗？ '
丈夫︰ '今天我在公共汽车上拾到２００元钱。 '
妻子︰ '那应该高兴啊！ '
丈夫︰'另一个乘客也看见了，我和他平分……'
妻子︰'那你不是还有１００元吗？ '
丈夫︰ '回家前，我才发现那２００元其实是我自己丢的。 '

梦话
妻子关心地对丈夫说︰
'老公，你近来老是说梦话，要不我陪你去医院检查一下身体？ '
丈夫惊慌地答道︰ '不用，如果医生给我治好了这毛病，
那么我在家里的这一点点发言权都没有了！ '


Between husband and wife humor


Beautiful and stupid
Husband to his wife said, 'Why did God made women so beautiful yet so foolish? '
wife replied: 'God made us a beautiful, you will love us,
We made a stupid, we will love you. '

Target changed
Two couples for dinner, the wife said, 'how do you pick the meat of the fish back?
Remember that we love you most love to eat fish head ... ... '
'The situation is different it! 'Her husband said,' Now my goal is to fish,
At that time, my goal is to fishing. '

.......

Music #1 - Tynisha Keli -《The Chronicles Of TK》

Recently got hear to some new songs and I found out that this album is just nice and sweet...

I would like to recommend the music of the week for my blog here....

Tynisha Keli -《The Chronicles Of TK》

A single from Los Angeles...New Warner...

Try to find out and listen to her...

音乐风格: 节奏布鲁斯 (R & B) 专辑曲目: (Album tracks:)
01. Conversations With God

02. I Wish You Loved Me

03. Rockstar

04. Woman

05. Lullabye

06. Walls Up

07. Misunderstood

08. Shatter'd

09. Spotless Mind

10. Lights Out

11. I'm Gone

12. You & Me Against The World (Bonus Track)

13. It's Over (Bonus Track)

Music makes your life relax: From SaNn (Music Director)

Laugh of the day # 1- 好笑的法庭问答

好笑的法庭问答

电影里，律师唇枪舌剑好不厉害，其实，翻开美国各级法院的正式记录，不难找到一些律师可笑话的问话：

问：你认识这相片上的人吗？
答：那个人是我。
问：拍摄那张相片时你在场吗？
答：我不在现场照得到我吗?

问：你知道怀孕多久了吗？
答：到十一月八日就有三个月了。
问：那么你是在八月八日受孕的？
答：是的。
问：那个时候你在做什么？
答：你觉得我是做什么才受孕的...玩乒乓球吗?

问：在战场被杀死的人是你还是你弟弟？
答：......

问：她有三个小孩是吗？
答：是的
问：几个男孩？
答：没有男孩。
问：有女孩吗？
答：......

问：你不知道那是什么，也不知道它的样子，不过你能描述一下吗？
答：......

问：医师，你记得给艾先生验尸的时间吗？
答：在傍晚时，验尸从八点半开始。。
问：那时候艾先生己经死了，对吗？
答：......

问：今天早上你宣誓时人在法庭吗？
答：......

问：森先生，请告诉我，你的第一次婚姻是什么原因结束的？
答：原因是死亡。
问：是谁死亡才结束婚姻的？
答：......

问：金太太，你认为自己情绪稳定吗？
答：以前一向如此。
问：你自杀成功几次？
答：......

Court funny Q & A

Films, lawyers debates much better, in fact, opened a United States official records of the courts at all levels, it is not difficult to find some of the questioning lawyers joke:

Q: Do you recognize this photo on the people?
A: That man is me.
Q: When you shoot photos at the scene goes it?
A: I will not be at the scene according to me?

Q: Do you know how long you pregnant?
A: there are three months to the November 8.
Q: So you are pregnant in the August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: At that time what are you doing?
A: Do you think I was doing before the pregnancy ... you play table tennis?

Q: was killed on the battlefield are you your brother?
A :......

Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes
Q: Several boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Some girls do?
A :......

Q: You do not know what it is, nor do I know it looks like, but you can describe it?
A :......

Q: Doctor, do you remember to post-mortem, Mr. Ai's time?
A: In the evening, the 8:30 from the beginning of post-mortem. .
Q: At that time, Mr. Ai has been dead, right?
A :......

Q: This morning, when you swear you in court?
A :......

Q: Mr. Hampson, please let me know, your first marriage is the end of what?
A: The cause of death.
Q: Who is the end of a marriage before the death?
A :......

Q: Mrs. Kim, what do you think their emotional stability?
Answer: In the past, has always been the case.
Q: Can you successfully several times to commit suicide?
A :......