Thursday, July 16, 2009

Laugh of the day # 5 - Auditor Vs Prostitute

The truth about being an auditor..............

1. You work very late ...
... Just like prostitutes .


2. They pay you to make the client happy...
... Just like a prostitute.


3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
sen...
... Just like a prostitute .


4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
... Just like a prostitute.


5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in
the same profession as you...
... Just like a prostitute .


6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed...
... Just like a prostitute .


7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from
hell...
... Just like a prostitute .


8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things
from you...
... Just like a prostitute .


9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it...
... Just like a prostitute .


10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest
of my life doing this."
... Just like a prostitute .

1 comment:

Deziree said...

as belle de jour, one of UK's most famous celebrity call girls says: "we all whore ourselves for the man. using our bodies to do things for money. the different is that i'm doing it literally."

auditing, prostitution, PR, advertising, business, marketing. at the end of the day it's still a job. bottomline is whether the number in on paycheck is enough to keep you selling yourself out.

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