Laugh of the day # 5 - Auditor Vs Prostitute

The truth about being an auditor..............

1. You work very late ...
... Just like prostitutes .


2. They pay you to make the client happy...
... Just like a prostitute.


3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
sen...
... Just like a prostitute .


4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
... Just like a prostitute.


5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in
the same profession as you...
... Just like a prostitute .


6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed...
... Just like a prostitute .


7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from
hell...
... Just like a prostitute .


8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things
from you...
... Just like a prostitute .


9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it...
... Just like a prostitute .


10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest
of my life doing this."
... Just like a prostitute .