Court funny Q & A
Films, lawyers debates much better, in fact, opened a United States official records of the courts at all levels, it is not difficult to find some of the questioning lawyers joke:
Q: Do you recognize this photo on the people?
A: That man is me.
Q: When you shoot photos at the scene goes it?
A: I will not be at the scene according to me?
Q: Do you know how long you pregnant?
A: there are three months to the November 8.
Q: So you are pregnant in the August 8?
Q: At that time what are you doing?
A: Do you think I was doing before the pregnancy ... you play table tennis?
Q: was killed on the battlefield are you your brother?
Q: She had three children right?
Q: Several boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Some girls do?
Q: You do not know what it is, nor do I know it looks like, but you can describe it?
Q: Doctor, do you remember to post-mortem, Mr. Ai's time?
A: In the evening, the 8:30 from the beginning of post-mortem. .
Q: At that time, Mr. Ai has been dead, right?
Q: This morning, when you swear you in court?
Q: Mr. Hampson, please let me know, your first marriage is the end of what?
A: The cause of death.
Q: Who is the end of a marriage before the death?
Q: Mrs. Kim, what do you think their emotional stability?
Answer: In the past, has always been the case.
Q: Can you successfully several times to commit suicide?