Monday, April 27, 2009

Laugh of the day # 1- 好笑的法庭问答

好笑的法庭问答

电影里,律师唇枪舌剑好不厉害,其实,翻开美国各级法院的正式记录,不难找到一些律师可笑话的问话:

问:你认识这相片上的人吗?
答:那个人是我。
问:拍摄那张相片时你在场吗?
答:我不在现场照得到我吗?

问:你知道怀孕多久了吗?
答:到十一月八日就有三个月了。
问:那么你是在八月八日受孕的?
答:是的。
问:那个时候你在做什么?
答:你觉得我是做什么才受孕的...玩乒乓球吗?

问:在战场被杀死的人是你还是你弟弟?
答:......

问:她有三个小孩是吗?
答:是的
问:几个男孩?
答:没有男孩。
问:有女孩吗?
答:......

问:你不知道那是什么,也不知道它的样子,不过你能描述一下吗?
答:......

问:医师,你记得给艾先生验尸的时间吗?
答:在傍晚时,验尸从八点半开始。。
问:那时候艾先生己经死了,对吗?
答:......

问:今天早上你宣誓时人在法庭吗?
答:......

问:森先生,请告诉我,你的第一次婚姻是什么原因结束的?
答:原因是死亡。
问:是谁死亡才结束婚姻的?
答:......

问:金太太,你认为自己情绪稳定吗?
答:以前一向如此。
问:你自杀成功几次?
答:......

Court funny Q & A

Films, lawyers debates much better, in fact, opened a United States official records of the courts at all levels, it is not difficult to find some of the questioning lawyers joke:

Q: Do you recognize this photo on the people?
A: That man is me.
Q: When you shoot photos at the scene goes it?
A: I will not be at the scene according to me?

Q: Do you know how long you pregnant?
A: there are three months to the November 8.
Q: So you are pregnant in the August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: At that time what are you doing?
A: Do you think I was doing before the pregnancy ... you play table tennis?

Q: was killed on the battlefield are you your brother?
A :......

Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes
Q: Several boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Some girls do?
A :......

Q: You do not know what it is, nor do I know it looks like, but you can describe it?
A :......

Q: Doctor, do you remember to post-mortem, Mr. Ai's time?
A: In the evening, the 8:30 from the beginning of post-mortem. .
Q: At that time, Mr. Ai has been dead, right?
A :......

Q: This morning, when you swear you in court?
A :......

Q: Mr. Hampson, please let me know, your first marriage is the end of what?
A: The cause of death.
Q: Who is the end of a marriage before the death?
A :......

Q: Mrs. Kim, what do you think their emotional stability?
Answer: In the past, has always been the case.
Q: Can you successfully several times to commit suicide?
A :......

2 comments:

cklim said...

hi. nice sharing..good post

SaNn said...

ha....I think it's funny...just for sharing...

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